A Thousand Lines To You

khaleesi

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:38:47 -0700

khaleesi

magicalboobs: yes please

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:51:58 -0700

magicalboobs:

yes please

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Tue, 21 May 2013 23:18:14 -0700

lovequotesrus: EVERYTHING LOVE

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:09:43 -0700

lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

thespacegoat: • Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:48:14 -0700

thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 22:38:59 -0700

itsonlyyforever: stahp

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:23:48 -0700

itsonlyyforever:

stahp

"It’s a most distressing affliction to have a sentimental heart and a skeptical mind."

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:34:21 -0700

“It’s a most distressing affliction to have a sentimental heart and a skeptical mind.”

- Naguib Mahfouz (via setbabiesonfire)

aseaofquotes: Khaled Hosseini, A Thousand Splendid Suns

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:35:40 -0700

aseaofquotes:

Khaled Hosseini, A Thousand Splendid Suns

"For what it’s worth: it’s never too late to be whoever you want to be. I hope you live a life you’re..."

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:31:31 -0700

“For what it’s worth: it’s never too late to be whoever you want to be. I hope you live a life you’re proud of, and if you find you’re not, I hope you have the strength to start over again.”

- F. Scott Fitzgerald (via yasodhara)

creatingaquietmind: Beyond relevant.

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:28:24 -0700

creatingaquietmind:

Beyond relevant.

jordantiberio: Nicholas, Richmond, VA. February 2013.

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:23:44 -0700

jordantiberio:

Nicholas, Richmond, VA. February 2013.

The Cardigans - Lovefool I’ll never get tired of this...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:34:56 -0700

The Cardigans - Lovefool

I’ll never get tired of this song.

badass….

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:30:09 -0700

badass….

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Mon, 20 May 2013 16:18:36 -0700

"I don’t want people to matter to me too much. Sometimes it hurts too much to think about them. Ones..."

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:28:40 -0700

“I don’t want people to matter to me too much. Sometimes it hurts too much to think about them. Ones you love who don’t love you, ones who are dead or hate you, ones who you think about but never get to be with. I like people ok but when I get too close, it fucks me up and I can’t get things done.”

- Henry Rollins, Smile, You’re Traveling (Black Coffee Blues Pt. 3)

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Sun, 19 May 2013 11:12:54 -0700

lovequotesrus: EVERYTHING LOVE

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:12:00 -0700

lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

this is awesome.

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:09:09 -0700

this is awesome.

aseaofquotes: Candace Bushnell, The Carrie Diaries

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:39:07 -0700

aseaofquotes:

Candace Bushnell, The Carrie Diaries